how to get your ass handed to you- twice

Tucker Carlson shows the world how to lose all credibility at the hands of a part-time comedian, possibly the most worthwhile lesson he’ll ever teach us.

it depends on who’s calling the shots

I normally don’t pass along political ‘chain email’, but just recieved the following and found it as sadly ironic as I did funny.  If you know who’s responsible for the original please leave a comment so I can credit ‘em appropriately, of course.
it depends on who’s calling the shots
If you’re a minority and you’re selected [...]

fox news- the meter is running

Wow. Amazing.

star wars gangsta rap

Kick it old skool with the cast of Star Wars.

call it, friendo.

I guess I do look a bit like that guy from ‘No Country for Old Men’, but only in that particular headshot. Oddness. You decide for yourself.

apple stores = meat markets

Cosmo deems Apple stores a prime location for single women to go guy-hunting. Take note, single dorks.

who’s the king of cheesy one-liners?

Arnold Schwarzenegger? Nope.
Sylvester Stallone? Try again.
Vin Diesel? Nice try… but I’m afraid not.
David Caruso pwns the field as the undisputed king of the one-liner, dispelling all doubt during his current CSI:Miami stint as investigator Horatio Caine for at least sheer volume alone. You have simply GOT to respect his [...]