big dark media » film http://bigdark.com flailing in high-definition. Tue, 08 Jun 2010 20:12:45 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 en hourly 1 call it, friendo. http://bigdark.com/archives/1130 http://bigdark.com/archives/1130#comments Fri, 14 Mar 2008 23:33:35 +0000 Scott http://www.bigdark.com/archives/1130 Just got this forwarded to me via interoffice email, and found it rather funny. Funny as in ‘holy shit, I guess I do look like him a bit’, not ‘funny/ha-ha’. Knowing that others are talking about this behind my back has me wondering if I can exploit this strange association for a little dramatic effect- and will be taking a beat-up coin to every meeting next week.

the secret life of Scott

If you don’t get the title reference, you can see a clip here that should explain it.

]]> http://bigdark.com/archives/1130/feed 1 who’s the king of cheesy one-liners? http://bigdark.com/archives/1007 http://bigdark.com/archives/1007#comments Sun, 21 Jan 2007 02:06:57 +0000 Scott http://www.bigdark.com/archives/1007 Arnold Schwarzenegger? Nope.
Sylvester Stallone? Try again.
Vin Diesel? Nice try… but I’m afraid not.

David Caruso pwns the field as the undisputed king of the one-liner, dispelling all doubt during his current CSI:Miami stint as investigator Horatio Caine for at least sheer volume alone. You have simply GOT to respect his diligence and Shatner-esque dramatic pauses/sunglass doffing to pull the extended cheese factor. Bow down to royalty, y’all.

Witness, please:

Can I get an ‘aww yeah’ for the king?

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