call it, friendo.

I guess I do look a bit like that guy from ‘No Country for Old Men’, but only in that particular headshot. Oddness. You decide for yourself.

who’s the king of cheesy one-liners?

Arnold Schwarzenegger? Nope.
Sylvester Stallone? Try again.
Vin Diesel? Nice try… but I’m afraid not.
David Caruso pwns the field as the undisputed king of the one-liner, dispelling all doubt during his current CSI:Miami stint as investigator Horatio Caine for at least sheer volume alone. You have simply GOT to respect his [...]